Wednesday, July 30, 2008

5WEEKS-MOMENTS OF PRENGANT'NESS'

I can tell you now, the blog is going to get funny and funnier from now on.
After having a yummy chicken, bacon, mushroom fettucine dinner I decided one would retire to bed.
So as usual Angus is lying on couch snoring away *Poke* *Poke*
Me - "common undrew time for bed!"
Angus - "mmm yep"
*Snore* *snore*
Me - *poke* *poke*
Angus - "yep im coming" *snore* *snore*

9.00 pm- Ok i give up im off to bed.
9.01pm- better go to the toilet as i will be getting up about 4 times to go again tonight and i dont want to make it 5 times!
me- *snore* *snore*
11.30pm - shufle shuffle fluff fluff goes the duvet - (light goes on)

Dragon woman - "WHY ARE YOU WAKING ME UP ON PURPOSE!!!!! I WAS ASSSSLEEEEEEEPP!!!!"
poor husband - "um i dont have a pillow and am looking for one"
Dragon woman slowly transforming into witch - " WELL I DONT BLOODY HAVE IT
(i only had about 4, 2 under head, 1 under gut, 1 on side of bed to rest witchey hand)
"YOU ARE JUST SAYING THAT TOO WAKE ME UP ON PURPOSE!!!!! " GRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
poor husband with no pillow - rolls over and goes to sleep
Dragon woman/witch/hogger of pillows - (thinks about how selfish husband is then goes to sleep for a couple of hours before wee stops begin)

So anyway i wake up this morning and Angus finally gets me back for calling him grumbles all those times.
"Someone was a little grumbly last night Mrs Grumbles!!!"
oops i say sorry.About 1000 times!!!After finding his pillow on my side :)
Husband has now decided that 11pm at night is not a good time for his babymaking wife to be bothered.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha you guys have not changed a bit, same thing different senario. Good sign that this baby going to keep you up all night considering that you already going to the loo 5 times a night. You do realise that even at this early stage they are preparing you. Ha ha thats brilliant. Like father like son I think. You'll handle it Tanz, just make sure the you express so Andrew can do the awesome midnight, 2am, 4am, and 6am feeds. yeah bloody awesome. love to you both Lis, Ash and Ben☺

liesel said...

Ahahaha!! I am cracking up!!!And I love the pooty tat pics x

sarita said...

haha and it gets better darl hormones run wild you'll see.Just warn Andrew that you are always right! and when you cry for no apparent reason its best just to look sympathetic and not say a WORD

Bex Wood said...

Lol, Love the roller coaster ride baby it only gets better from here:-) Better buy some more pillows haha!